Title: My Faves from Sawyer
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Blog Entry: Ok Sawyer makes us all laugh on LOST so here are a couple of his .......post any ones you all can remember !!!!...NAMASTE " Hey Han, can you and Chewy slow down a bit so I can get in on this?" "So tell me, Ponce De Loeon, where are we headed to next?" "Baby I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery, I just got tortured by a darn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi, of course I'm serious. Hell it's only first base, lucky for you I ain't greedy."-Sawyer to Kate "Nuh, uh, uh jungle boy, not even for one second." "Me Kate, Me throw rock" "Doctor playing golf. Woo, boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next, cop eating a donut?" "Awww, son of a... ohhh... peed on my shirt. Took my shirt out of the bag and peed on it. And you say this ain't personal." After pulling a bullet out of his shoulder..."You got a Band-Aid?" "Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together." Sawyer: "You're in my light sticks." Shannon: "Light sticks? What the hell's that?" Sawyer: "Light, comma, sticks. It's your new nickname, thanks to those lovely long legs of yours." Sawyer: My uncle died of a brain tumor. Does that run in the family? Jack: What kind of tumor was it? Sawyer: The kind that kills you. "Do I get a lollypop?" "Hell, give me a band-aid and a bottle of peroxide and I could run this darn island too." "Brother, you gotta wake up and smell the goat crap here" "The mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, hon?" To Hurley..."Well, gosh. You sure know how to butter a man up, Stay-Puft." "I don't know what kinda commie share-fest you're running up there in cave town, but here possession is nine tenths." Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say? Sawyer: You first. "So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer In the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and A reject from VH-1 has-beens. ...Yeah, fiendishly clever" Sawyer (to Ana-Lucia) : "You want me, Hot lips, you're going to have to come down here and... [Ana closes the cage, silence] ...bi*ch." Sawyer (to Kate): "You versus Sun, hot-oil death match? My money is on you, Sheena." Sawyer: (to Charlie) "Hell you even got Locke to take a swing at you. That's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids." Sawyer to Jack: And you gave him his knife back? Jack: Well if you've got a better idea.... Sawyer: Better than three of you wandering into the magic forest just to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no, best idea I ever heard. "Oh, yeah, there's my favorite leaf!" "Dear Diary, I'm getting really freaked out by that has-been pop star. I think he's stalking me." "You some sort of no fun, navel-gazing, mopey type?" "ain't that swell,Gimpy McCrutch over here covered up that the artist formerly known as Henry Gale tried to strangle your little amiga and suddenly it's on me when she goes vigilant." "well well here comes Doctor Giggles" and of course everyones favorite "FRECKLES"
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